Mulch?
Brenda and Clem run a strict campground. Driving off-road, exceeding 10mph, Driving through the hay fields, Running over the live stock, Posting paper plate signs that say "Munch" are not tolerated -

"I'm sorry did you say Mulch?" - Bevingtoons

The one thing that is absolutely in no way shape or form permissible on the Canoe Co. Campground would be to answer Brenda's question with a direct or indirect "correction" of her speech.

"...mulch?" - Bevingtoons

Just ask Clem. He'd tell you if he could but he's not allowed to speak. Clem is actually a fence post with a John Deer hat nailed to it. The ghost of Clem follows Brenda in hopes to warn camp-goers of Brenda's magical powers. luckily, we all made it home Sunday having a great time outdoors!
Great Pancakes Dan!